Back in the day, Like many parents, he sternly lectured his two little ghouls about the danger of eating even one piece of their Halloween goodies. He even mentioned razor blades in apples.  Mumbled something about rat poison.
He promised that Daddy would check everything in their plastic jack-o-lantern.  After they were safe in [...]

Jarad would lose weight faster than Sandpoint foreclosures lose value if Subway had Sandwich Boards on their menu.  This no-calorie sandwich in England featured a cheeky main ingredient.
Suit, tie, slacks, shined shoes, and a sandwich board headline of  “Job Wanted”.  24 year old David Rowe’s job search may be history (like his degree).  He [...]