Back in the day, I sternly lectured my two little ghouls about the danger of eating even one piece of their Halloween goodies. I mentioned razor blades in apples.  Mumbled something about rat poison.
I promised that Daddy would check everything in their plastic jack-o-lantern.  After they were safe in bed I picked my favorites [...]

Jarad would lose weight faster than Sandpoint foreclosures lose value if Subway had Sandwich Boards on their menu.  This no-calorie sandwich in England featured a cheeky main ingredient.
Suit, tie, slacks, shined shoes, and a sandwich board headline of  “Job Wanted”.  24 year old David Rowe’s job search may be history (like his degree).  He [...]